If you haven’t read “The God Delusion” yet, read it, if only to understand this wondrous post.

Richard Dawkins asserts that it should offend our 21st-century senses to see children labeled with the religions of their parents – e.g. a Muslim child, and Mormon toddler, a Jain newborn – as they are yet unable to even understand the theological beliefs they’re being described as having. I forgot if Dawkins makes this next point or not, but it seems like something he might or the people around him might say – that children should form their own opinions and beliefs re the cosmos when they reach an age of a bit more intellectual maturity.

The same should be true of ethnicity. If children are too young to question that the age of the Earth is 6,000 years, they’re also too young to understand or contemplate critically ethnic origin myths or the supposed sublime beauty of the supposedly ancient rituals and symbols they’re expected to grow up to appreciate. Like Dawkins states that we should all make the switch from “a Protestant child” to “a child of Protestant parents”, I believe it’s time we switched from “a Korean child” to “a child in the process of learning to be Korean” or maybe “a child most likely to become Korean”. I sound glib here but it’s only my need for precision that’s making these descriptions sound utterly silly.

I don’t agree at all though that we ought to let people “come to their own conclusions”. Those of you who know me know I don’t believe in free will, and that the ability of people to make “their own decisions” is overestimated and overvalued. I don’t suggest that children not be indoctrinated into any ethnic group, but rather that children be indoctrinated into a worldwide non-racial, non-national, mostly pacifistic ethnic group. Otherwise they’ll just end up picking the ethnic group of their parents and most of their peers, and that would completely defeat the purpose of my pretending to be able to control what people in the world call each other.